

The Running Gag of the Best Friends constantly pointing out how the Fishmen barely even try to hide their monstrous nature.They ultimately decide that the fish monster wins since it doesn't have freaky "potato eyes". In part 2 of the Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth week, the ramblings of a drunk Irish guy prompts Matt and Pat to discuss whether a potato or a murderous fish monster would make a better wife.Matt: (laughing) Yeah I know, I told him to do that!

Pat: I don't want to ask Plague anything, Plague just sends me pictures of spiders at 3am. They also discuss why Pat brings up the "romantic big rubber fist" every so often.Their collective reaction to the Filth Room.Their reactions to all of the strangeness in Rule of Rose.Faced with endless locked doors in Cold Fear, Pat drinks his way through an entire wine cooler.Matt is in hysterics, Pat is dead silent. There's a note attached: NEXT TIME, I WON'T MISS. Curse: The Eye of Isis: A ninja fires a crossbow bolt at the protagonist, hitting a nearby pillar.At one point Pat mistakes a scare as a bug, only to be quickly proven wrong.Dreadout: The entire sequence with the giant ghost monster, which Pat can't stand being around long enough to solve the puzzle.Then right after they turn around to see a mannequin right behind them, prompting them to lose their shit. At the end of video, they discuss how creepy abandoned tunnels are and who often dies first horror films.Their inability to understand the Japanese during Night Of The Sacrifice.Matt refers to Silent Hill Homecoming, not by the intended phrase "Downcoming" ( their nickname for it during their playthrough), but with "Homepour.".At the end of Anna, Pat is so freaked out he actually voluntary quits the game.Matt: He made out with this door and sullied her reputation. They often make fun of the shadows in Man Hunt due to how obvious they are as well as how easily they fool their enemies.Pat immediately flips out, saying that he knew Matt was going to bring up Olive Garden. In Amy, Matt is mocking a character with a stereotypical New York accent, when he mentions the restaurant chain Olive Garden.The huge Jump Scare midway through Call of Cthulhu: Dark Corners of the Earth followed by several minutes of panicked breathing and exasperated wondering about how a guard can scare them so much when all he ever does is make them leave the area.Plus, their excitement at finding some and using some of the more powerful weapons.They hurt like crazy! I had a rough time!". Hey kids, don't get hit with stunguns or tasers. In Condemned: Criminal Origins, shortly after receiving instructions on the taser, Pat relates a story about how he was hit with a stungun in school by a kid who didn't like him.They practically spend all of Calling wandering around a school, occasionally freaking out at shadows but not really running into anything intentionally scary - until it turns out they just forgot to look through a window, at which point they receive a Jump Scare and the video ends.The Special Effects Failure during jump scares in Ju-On: The Grudge, one of which they point out looks a lot like Toasty.This comes back to bite him in the ass when he rolls a 2: The shit-talking starts pretty early in the game, with Woolie calling Pat's first dice roll (a 4) "a mediocre roll for a mediocre man".Pat proceeds to laugh so hard that his Bomberman dies almost instantly. During one of the matches, in apropos of nothing, Matt decides to parrot out a line from Ke$ha's "We Are Who We Are"- specifically "Don't mess with us got Jesus on my neck-a-lace".He proceeds to not tell anyone and deny ever getting stuck after Pat notices that Woolie is stuck. During a match, Woolie gets trapped while riding the minecart.Super Best Friends Brawl-Super Bomberman 5 Pat then claims that he didn't shove Matt, it was an epileptic seizure. until the knockback of the explosion causes Pat's worm to land on a landmine, which sends the worm flying off into the ocean. This causes Matt to hit the fire button, which hits the worm directly. Matt is aiming an airstrike near Pat's worm, just as Pat shoves Matt's controller to try to throw off his aim.( Description Cut to Hitomi jogging, with plenty of emphasis on the Gainaxing.)
